all that glitters is gold

only shooting stars can break the mold

Lyrics from Smash Mouth

All that glitters is gold

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

goad

penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D

would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!

by eTX October 15, 2004

goaltending

Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at cock blocking long after it could ever succeed. Make sure you use the appropriate NBA referee gesture when calling it.

"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."

by JonKorn September 4, 2005

Goalgasm

What happens in my pants after a goal is scored in soccer.

OMG after David Beckham scored that epic header I had a goalgasm.

by Jacob Pollack May 17, 2008

Gold Beach

a little town on the coast of southern oregon.
Famous for its fishing and high school football.
Go Panthers!

Gold Beach Football Panthers

by gbhsgirl2 December 20, 2008

Gold Nugget

Gold Nugget: A Brazilian person without arms and legs.

Dude did you see that gold nugget.

by Sun_Man April 3, 2011

Field Goal

Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.

Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.

by psychosquid February 6, 2012