Shoulder Grope

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

by RAGNAAAAAAR! June 20, 2010

grope 'n go

the process in which a person gropes the opposite sex while quickly walking past them

when that drunk guy grabs a feel on an unsuspecting girl while walking by

kinda like a hit n run

Kyrie was a victim of a grope 'n go last night. That random guy brushed by her and caught a handful, and he liked it.

by the first clue September 13, 2010

Groupie hoe

A Groupie Hoe Is A Guy/Girl That Dates people from the same group of friends.

John-"hey wasnt she dating that one guy"
Bob-"nah they broke up, now she's with his best friend"
john-"whoa then after that itll be the rest of his friends lol groupie hoe "

by LightBrightMeTight January 16, 2011

Gropeopotamus

A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.

Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.

by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015

groupie

A young woman, often under age, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with rock musicians, roadies, security, and other band-related guys. See Suzy Creamcheese.

She was a groupie for Nirvana, but she never got past blowing the roadies.

by oner March 16, 2004

Oscar the Grouch

v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.

n. One who partakes in the above act

(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."

(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."

by Primal Poopy Butt May 5, 2011

Groupie Whore

A groupie whore is a girl who will sleep with a famous person or band/group member because of that person's social value alone in an attempt to boost their self esteem and feelings of self worth.

After the rock concert, maggie, dressed like a skank, rushed to the bands' trailer and fucked one of the band members so that she could brag to all her friends. Shes a true groupie whore.

by Matt778890 July 29, 2007