Ex-Girlfriend

A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.

It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!

by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 3, 2018

willy's girlfriend

The girlfriend of willy.

Also see fugly

That man-beast has to be willy's girlfriend!

by Lead_Ballz October 1, 2004

Girlfriend

That girl that sits on Tumblr while you play Call of Duty. She doesn't talk much and doesn't listen to anything you say, but reblogs every post, every 2 seconds.

Man, I want to come over and play, but I understand your girls there" "Naw man, your good she's just being a girlfriend.

by staytrueforever December 8, 2010

pocket girlfriend

A long distance girlfriend known only through digital communications, the entire relationship consists of phone calls, text messages, and sent photos. Usually rocky, though not lacking in emoitional intensity or committment due to lack of any physical contact. The relationship is maintained though constant communcation, most often a cell phone in speaker mode, worn in one's pocket to continue interaction with the pocket girlfriend while in public social situations

"who is he talking to?"

"his pocket girlfriend"
"Justin, your pocket girlfriend is a dipshit, you should just get a regular girl here."

by cynicalsinner August 12, 2011

girlfriend

The future wife of another man who will inevitably try and dominate you and your wallet.

"I just wanna fuck! Who needs a girlfriend?"

by disgrunteled boyfriend November 17, 2004

slit-wrist girlfriend

Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.

I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.

by arkansasPlumber January 1, 2008

girlfriend

Another term for your right hand.

Im writing with my girlfriend.

by Astute February 17, 2014