Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.

Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.

by Stretjenkie June 13, 2016

gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth

Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?

by sliceofhamm February 8, 2018

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018

the glory spot

where a male sticks his penis in between a females tits during sex.

Chad stuck it right in the Glory Spot I even got a taste of his giant dick.

by 007630reeee? March 4, 2019

The glory of the same city

the theory of same city glory (n.) 同市光榮論 in Chinese
the glorious of the same city (adj.) 同市光榮 in Chinese

A joke that if one football club winning a decisive match or winning a trophy, the football club(s) of the same city / region can share the happiness and glory because of that.

This is advocated by a Hong Kong football commentator Wing-Kei Lee during a match with Everton against Manchester City in 2013-14 season. He is also known as Wing-Kei Li(verpool) , whose commentating way is sometimes unprofessional.

In 2013-14 season, Liverpool and Manchester City were the main rivalry and contestants for premier league trophy. The premier league trophy was not won by any Merseyside (The place where Liverpool and Everton football club locate) football clubs. In the decisive match with Everton against Manchester City, from a general point of view, if Everton defeats Man City, Liverpool will be adventageous to winning the trophy that the football clubs of Merseyside did not won before, therefore Everton should be motivated and stimulated for the glory of the same city to win this decisive match.

by pixelless April 29, 2019

Knickerbocker Glory

When you receive a blow job with your boxers on.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a good ole Knickerbocker Glory this morning.

by t0talimm0rtalz July 20, 2019