who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!

PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!

I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?

by Torelli_5150 November 27, 2020

No one gives a fuck

No one cares.

- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.

by Totallynotmyrealnamexxx May 12, 2018

fuck america

what people in Western Europe and Australia typically say when America is on the news.

TV- "In other news now, American supermarket chain..."

Irish guy on couch- "FUCK america"

by womoma April 15, 2005

fuck my hole

When someone requests to be anally blasted. Can be also used to obtain ones attention.

"Mr.Reid, fuck my hole!"-Kurt Teuscher
"May you please fuck my hole"-Kurt Teuscher

by "Fuck my hole"-Bus 3025 May 1, 2017

Fuck

"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.

NOTE:

The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.

Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-

by LordOfTheCynics December 9, 2008

fuck you silly

To fuck one silly, fuck you so hard that you're partner in the act reaches a form of mental retardation .

I'm going to fuck you silly tonight baby!

by London12334 December 6, 2016

Get the fuck outta here!

Often heard in movies where the characters are Italian Americans living in New York.

It simply means that you don't believe what someone else said.

Henry Hill: There it is, you see that Mike? You see that Helicopter? See it right there, right infront of us there? I think it's been following me all morning.

Mikey: Get the fuck outta here! What are you, nuts?

by SoySauceBill October 2, 2009