failtastic

a fail so epic it is actually more impressive than completing the task correctly

Andrea: I tried to fit an enormous squirt of whipped cream in my mouth.
Katie: Did you?
Andrea: No, it fell onto someone else's pants.
Katie: FAIL. no wait FAILTASTIC

by smydfailure April 9, 2009

Filt

To Feel A Weird Sensation In Your Ear Until Your Filled With The Cunt Of Knowledge.

While Playing Halo I Totally Filt Those Kids When I Tee-bagged Them.

by Shawn/Shayan G. October 22, 2010

filthy julie

The act of sticking your finger into your navel and then wiping it on your friend/enemy's upper lip so the smell won't go away.

Sitting on a couch watching SNL. reach down under your shirt, stick your finger into your navel. remove it and quickly wipe the filthy julie onto your friends upper lip .. the smell will be strong and won't go away very quickly.

by SigmundS February 4, 2007

Filthy lad

Men with egotistical issues

Will Reed and Harry Robertson are Filthy lads #absolutefilth

by Filthyyyyyy May 27, 2015

FILTHY

The male version of MILF

Father, I'd Like to Hump...YEAH!

That guy is totally FILTHY, to bad his wife and kids are around.

by Tybolt December 16, 2009

filthy burrito

a filthy burrito is the act of placing your finger inside a womans mouth during sex most times after rubbing your finger on something else like ball sweat, booty juice, pre-cum, or some d.n.a.

foreign d.n.a. in a womans mouth is a filthy burrito.

by [e-mail] October 20, 2008

Filthy-McNasty

In honor of the dearly depated ODB (aka: DIrt McGirt)

Filthy-McNasty is aka: Ol' Dirty Bastard and Dirt McGirt...

by Black Carrington January 21, 2005