French Helmet

Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.

Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!

by Bandaid pusher August 8, 2020

French fries

The fucking cheapest and best American food in the world

Bob: Yo bro I’m hungry but poor :(
Jim: go get French fries from McDonald’s
Bob: oh shit I didn’t think about that

by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 22, 2020

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020

french internet

bad internet connection

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020

French Corndog

When you wrap your member in a crepe or pancake and your partner eats it off.

My girlfriend wanted breakfast in bed so I gave her a French Corndog.

by Mediumwell October 6, 2020

french personality

A nice way of stating that someone is a sex-addict

I wouldn't say that Louis is a full-blow sex-addict, he just enjoys exploring his French personality after a few bottles of red wine.

by frenchTranslator October 15, 2020