What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Get the No fines, summonses, or restraining ordersmug. The word a guy uses to express that he doesnt give a fuck about you or what is happening in that moment.
by U Dont Need To know September 11, 2017
Get the Finemug. A person or group of people who will only listen to you when you say something that they can make sound outrageous and takes what you mean jokingly as serious and what you mean seriously as a joke.
"I love animals."
"HOLY SHIT FRED JUST SAID HE HAS SEX WITH ANIMALS AND IS ALSO GONNA SHOOT UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO CANNIBALIZE EVERYONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
"Man, what a bunch of fine liners... wait don't kill m-"
"HOLY SHIT FRED JUST SAID HE HAS SEX WITH ANIMALS AND IS ALSO GONNA SHOOT UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO CANNIBALIZE EVERYONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
"Man, what a bunch of fine liners... wait don't kill m-"
by Bananaramaslamma July 2, 2018
Get the Fine Linermug. 1) the response when someone asks how you're doing while living through a pandemic. 2) because you're "fine," but there's a pandemic, so you're not.
Q: "How are you doing?" A:"Pandemic fine, because I'm... you know, fine, but I'm living in a pandemic, so I'm not."
by ellesseee February 4, 2021
Get the Pandemic finemug. 
by Jaydenhasafoneass May 30, 2018
Get the Finemug. by anonymous November 14, 2020
Get the FINEmug.