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face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.
by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006
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yo face

a comeback that people use when they cant think of anything else more clever to say.
Person 1: Dude you smell awful! where were you last night?
Person 2: Um.... Yo Face!
by Mad_a_Cookie December 6, 2014
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lenny face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

guy making an argument with some guy on the internet which does not do anything:'this sucks'
guy also making the argument with the guy above:'lenny face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) '
by your mom 12344556 July 9, 2016
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shit your face

To open one's mouth and have incoherent garmble escape will little or no understandable meaning.

Can be likened to when a person combines two words on accident becuase they are thinking one and trying to say the other.
In response to a sentence that makes no sense : "You just shit your face man. Clean that up and talk to me when you're not a retard."

If someone frequently shits their face, they can be called a face shitter.
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Slut face

Slutfayce: the face of someone who, when you look at them, you just feel like there should be a cock in their mouth, like a slut ;-)
What you up to, Slut face? ;-p
by HAA July 11, 2012
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facebitching

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.
Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.
by jricky1020 June 7, 2011
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Snide Face Syndrome

Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.

SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.

This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
by Goatlips December 30, 2009
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