he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football

Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.

"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue

by nickname28 September 25, 2023

old mill football team

Shitters who got packed by broadneck

Old mill football team got shit on

by Oxpy October 13, 2021

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch January 23, 2011

football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g

i like to play football (soccer)

by idektbf November 19, 2021

The goat in football and basketball

The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa

Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.

by Mlgmlgmlg December 13, 2022

High school football

A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.

“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”

by Cassandranon April 11, 2024