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by urmomscat April 28, 2022
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ENGLISH domination

ANYONE WITH A STRAPON PENETRATING ANOTHER IN THE RECTUM
He walked intobthe massage parlor and selected "English Domination" off the menu.
by Innocent Man May 3, 2022
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english wikipedia

an english version of the world's most favorite website
person 1: hey why is this chinese wikipedia?
person 2: type english wikipedia
person 1: thank you very much
by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022
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ENGLISHED

WHEN SOEMOME IS HAVJNF A STROK AND DOSSNF KNOW HOW TO SPELL ENHLISH VUT SPELLS IT ENGLISHED
person 1: im so good at englished
person 2: what the fuck
by little homo May 9, 2022
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English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
by dehydrated water May 10, 2022
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English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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English Teacher

They are either the best teachers or the worst teachers you’ll have. There’s no in between.
The English teacher read us the instructions for our essays.
by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022
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