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Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
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eagle day

A day in which you skip every single class and just be lazy. Most commonly following a long weekend and can become a double eagle day.
This weekend I got so smashed I had to take an eagle day on monday.
by Albino Rhino92 October 6, 2010
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Bloody eagle

A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
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Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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eagle out

The act of leaving a situation as a Eagle Scout
Fuck dude I shouldn’t start that dumpster fire I gotta eagle out
by Amped420out June 2, 2018
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spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024
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America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM
you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.
by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024
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