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Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!
Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!
by anonymous July 22, 2023
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Drawer Tail

He went to bed in his drawer tail.
by Country slang July 27, 2023
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Diaperia

When you got diarrhea so bad you need to be wearing a diaper; especially around other people and going to bed.
Honey, please wear a diaperia before coming to bed because I'm not washing the sheets or blaming the cat tonight.
by Getchuckie August 6, 2023
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Diaper Foam

The foam extracted from a nursing home patient's diapy wipey after being used for government experimentation aka PSYOP milking.

Edow Robert mentions this in Sahelanthropus Gobb annual bitey bite sleazefest in The Land Beyond Dreams by Stephen King.
Bill Murray: I smell diaper foam! Yuuuck!
David Cross: I was sticking my head in the toilet and singing Nicki Minaj songs, what was that?
Bill: I said I smell diaper foam, goddamnit!
David:Oopsy! Me diapey full daddy!!
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Drakery

Slang term for paedophilia, mainly sexting minors. People who fall under Drakery are Dr Disrespect and Ava Kris Tyson.
"Yo you heard of what happened with Kris Tyson of MrBeast?"
"Yeah she got exposed for Drakery"

"Dr Disrespect got exposed for Drakery"
"Tf? Bro got a wife and kid and is still doing this shit."
by BlitzRain July 28, 2024
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Drawernament

Example of finding a drawernament*Opens drawer* "Oh hey, there's an ornament in here"
by AceCard32 July 30, 2024
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Drawer-oner

A more modern and woke term for someone that applies facial enhancements to another, usually with color. In the past these have been called makeup artists, but they are so much more.
Sounds like you need a professional drawer-oner.
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