Dirty Cell Phone

When doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her asshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick it in her ear, while yelling"Can you hear me now?"

My girlfriend wasn't getting off ,so I pulled the Dirty Cell Phone on her cause I was getting pissed!!

by carbonpressure March 16, 2009

dirty beau

Is when an ungrateful sandwich lady makes you a sub sandwich. Then in front of all the other customers, you bend her over the sandwich counter and proceed to fuck her in the ass with the sub sandwich. Aftwards, she will thank you and make you another sandwich.

After that sandwich lady got that dirty beau, she made me the best sub sandwich I ever ate

by Breakfast burrito man August 2, 2017

Dirty Samsel

The act of using your girls "T" shirt as a cum rag and not telling her about it - then she puts it back on!

Hmmm, I thought to myself, I quess I'll dir-T samsel the cum off her ass. I hope she dosen't notice.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

Dirty Bella

A goddess... no woman compares to her, will make you fall in love from the first "hi". Like the goddess she is, her lips will steal the soul outta your dick. She be having you beggin'.

Dude, have you seen that goddess, dirty Bella has no rival, damn.

by Jacob8757 June 9, 2020

Dirty Mace

Swirling a used condom around one's head in the style of a medievil mace before releasing it in the direction of the target

This knight was coming at me with his mace, so i wipped out my johnny and gave him my dirty mace

by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008

dirty mongrel

The best word ever to describe anyone in any situation. It can be good or bad. Mostly used when someone is being annoying or dumb and you're in a situation where you can't call them something worse. Also related to the word dirty rat which is pretty much the same just someone being more sneaky almost disease riden like a rat would be. Dirty mongrel can be a huge insult or it could also just be a friendly insult you have to figure out which one it is. Dirty mongrel is the best word ever created. It's gnarly and rad at the same time no word can describe everything and anything in the world better than dirty mongrel. It's a word sent down from God himself. It's also fun to say.

Why did you just bite me, god you're such a dirty mongrel!

by Dirty mongrel July 15, 2014

Dirty Jonny

A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.

Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.

by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019