Kingdome Dick

Similar to bathroom stalemate. Derived from males inability to urinate in front of other fellas in the large circular urinals that were in the Kingdome in Seattle. Inability to urinate in front of others.

"Shit Fred, what took you so long in there?" "I got Kingdome Dick and couldn't go until the fella next to me finished and left."

by Jlightshow October 2, 2013

toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

Dominic’s dick

Looks like an elephants or a donkeys or a big banana except it’s a bbc it’s the perfect cock and a Jesus cock a daddy dick

Dezarae you’ve been masturbating all day you’ve squirted on almost everything in here

I can stop thinking of Dominic’s dick

by Vulnerable fetish May 27, 2022

hayden's dick

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr

son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"

by tallman 76 April 3, 2022

Dick

Dick can mean a number of things, such as:

1. A males penis
2. A insult

3. Cydney

1. "wow that doy gotta real good dick"
2. "you're such a dick!"
3. "did yo see dat cydney gurl, herd she hook up wit all dem bois. can't trust no hoe"

by keuso July 1, 2014

Dick

What females usually have in their pussy.

" Ohh~ Put your dick in me pleasee~ "

by Jeff The Killer B) September 14, 2014