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Deuce in the Caboose

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.

Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce
Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!
by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011
mugGet the Deuce in the Caboosemug.

Deucing

A way to say goodbye similar to peace out. Deucing out
Nah I’m not deucing just yet.
by pinkshorts2118 July 27, 2021
mugGet the Deucingmug.

Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.
Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.
by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016
mugGet the Rub-A-Deucemug.

Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.
Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.
by Ash666666 June 26, 2018
mugGet the Deuce Fairymug.

Deuce

2 ounces of Codeine cough syrup
Deuce - “I just dropped 2 Deuces of Tec in the sprite”
by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023
mugGet the Deucemug.

deuce

A massive fucking shit and can also be used towards a person who is a dumb fuck and nobody likes them
Yo you no that kid who walks with his head forward all the time and he has no neck, Hes actually a deuce
by orphan kicker27 November 16, 2021
mugGet the deucemug.

county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.
"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."
by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020
mugGet the county deucemug.

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