Cracker-Nigger

A cracker-nigger is a white person who tries to be as black of a gangster as possible. mostly asians.

Shut the fuck up you cracker-nigger

by 1randomfatdude April 16, 2010

Carolina Cracker Jack

Where you put a bunch of crackers in your mouth and mush them up and fill your mouth with cracker mush. then you smack your cheeks and shoot it out in someone's face.

(As seen on The Green Mile where "wild bill" does it to the guard with a moon-pie.

He got "Carolina Cracker Jacked" by wild bill.

by Cullen W. May 28, 2006

Polly wants a Cracker

When a black woman has a hankering for a white boy spankering

Person one: "where's Lafonda?"
Person two: "Polly wants a cracker so she went in the bedroom"

by H3N~DR1X March 19, 2017

Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.

Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.

by MathPlus September 16, 2018

cracker

1-A word inspired by the "crack" sound made by the whip of a slave driver used to denote a white person or group of white people that are punishing peoples of color for bias rules or laws that they themselves created as means to oppress. 2-A word considered by many ignorant white people to be the equivalent of "nigger".

That cracker ass pussy punched a young black girl in the face for jaywalking.

What kind of retard compares "cracker" to "nigger" when "nigger" is a term created to DEHUMANIZE an entire group of people and "cracker" is not even close to a term for dehumanizing?

You are a cracker because you constantly down the accomplishments of people of color.

by definingchamp August 3, 2010

Uppity Cracker

Adjective used to describe only the whitest of the White community. Signs of uppity crackered-ness usually include the inability to dance and the insisted removal of B.E.T from their local cable provider. Often find themselves in trouble when referring to members of the Black community as "boy" or "silly negroe".

Person 1:Wow, did you just see that? Ryan sure is one Uppity Cracker
Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that even considered dancing or did he just seize?
Person 1:Oh shit, I almost forgot, your test came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.
Person 2:Ouch

by Uppity_Cracker August 3, 2007

Burnt Cracker

An insult often used towards black males who have a white moment.

Daryl R: Man I was watching Home improvement the other day-

Rico: haha Burnt Cracker

by Mr. Swave December 15, 2007