I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
by INKREFIED October 01, 2019
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Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.
“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”
by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024
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half-cop

a halfbit and a marecop put together
God,Mrs. Thomas is such a half-cop!
by dagangace May 21, 2008
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Book, Cop a Book, buy a book

Term used for purchasing codeine cough syrup; in its original packaging. "Book" is a reference to the pamphlet that comes inside said packaging
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Book Definition: "Book" Being a reference to pamphlet found in Orginal packaging

"I don’t want it unless a book in it"
Defined: Meaning he don’t want it unless the product comes with the full original packaging

"I was in Europe trying to cop a book, shit was 160€ a pop"
Defined: tried buying cough syrup with full original packaging, stuff was 160€ a bottle
by Swiss dreams March 21, 2024
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cop-pucker

Cop-pucker: someone who kisses the ass of every cop that he/she encounters, regardless if the cop is 💯 a law enforcement stranger!
Kyra: gurl, that thot is undeniably quite the cop-pucker! It’s aggy to see her in cop-kiss-ass-mode! Sick af

Mimi: EW, Betch is whack cuz she’s just losing street cred

Kyra: ikr, def not garnering school extra cred. lolz makes me ctfu! No cap tho, she’ll always be smooching popo arse, ewwwwww!
by Savannah La June 19, 2020
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dont cop too mutch

it meens ur cop mode is way too much! tone it down a bit buddy.... you're not a copper . . . dot dot dot
bruh! dont cop too mutch!
by misterhacer November 02, 2022
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flirting with a cop

Being pulled over; interrogation by a cop; unexpected rear view flashing lights; irrational ticket violation.

•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.

•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."
• I was on my way home before I was pulled over to flirt with a cop.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.
by LeviathinDefinerOfTheDeep July 27, 2017
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