pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021

Quality Control

A way to weed out anything bad in a selection of things.
Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.

That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.

Man, kids do not have quality control!

by Bidet 2005 January 5, 2022

Facebook controlling misinformation

What you say to someone when they say something buffoonishly idiotic or something silly

Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2022

Comic Controllers

A place where you go to hang out and talk anything pop or geek culture. Run by the best Custom Controller designer and makers!!!

Let’s go get some custom controllers made by Comic Controllers!!!!!

by V1p3r_hax March 19, 2022

ThE CoNtrOL

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).

HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny

by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022

Gun Control

An Anti-Rights idea made by tyrants and spread by other tyrants which turns law abiding citizens into criminals at the drop of a pen

“These new gun control laws aren’t going to work we need to infringe more rights” - a tyrant, probably

by Psiononpsychotics May 27, 2022

remoat control

Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.

Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022