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Under Center

The sexual act in which one partner is bent over in a three point stance (the center). The other partner is hitting it from behind (the QB), yells “hike”, and prompts their partner to reach under and fondle their testicles. Touchdown.
Margaret and I were “under center” last night and she didn’t fumble even a single time. She’s my MVP.
by Espotato June 15, 2019
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Welcome Center

A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.
That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.
by Pudding pie fucker June 22, 2019
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fred coates

one of the biggest bitches i know wants to punch a kid called chinky sim at our next party but really he is a fat slut who is a massive pusy hole and cantr do jack shit
by u r a mut July 19, 2019
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Recycling center

The recycling center is where one guy poops another guy's butt and that guy poops in the guy's butt that previously pooped in his butt
Did you hear Jack and Tony did the recycling center last night? It was disgusting.
by Angry acorn October 24, 2020
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Chocolate-Coated Banana

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.
Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)
by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021
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Lee Center

This could mean multiple things. This is usually a person or action. Lee center is a real hick scum. One lives on Mountain Dew and cigarettes. One that smells like cat piss living like a trailer park hoarder. Trash. A person that is ignorant and so used to things being a certain way, that they just can’t have an open mind. This person is dirty and pure scum. If you see a person at Walmart with dirty pajama pants, a pleather jacket, greasy hair with gross Skechers leaving a trail of cigarette stench behind them then you can say... “Man, that’s so Lee Center”.
You’re so Lee Center
That’s so Lee Center
He/She is so Lee Center
by Dannyd823 February 24, 2021
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redemption center

A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
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