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conspic

A conspic is big shaqs terminology of a conspiracy
Oi man like charlie causing a conspic-
by Big shaws nan November 19, 2017
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constructions

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.

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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.
by gnostic3 December 22, 2017
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Phantom Construction

When unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn't a construction worker in sight. A/K/A/ government efficiency at its best.
I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.
by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010
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Net Consulting Company

A Net Consulting Company is a consulting company that deals specifically with the internet and internet related issues, as opposed to a management consulting, IT consulting, public relations consulting, etc. It’s important to ask your net consulting company what areas of expertise they have because not all net consulting companies specialize in the same areas.
A net consulting company helps online businesses with things like web design and eCommerce. Net consulting companies are not who you call to fix a fishing net or basketball net.
by Jack K. White August 19, 2010
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reality consultant

Someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . These life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.
Cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. Have you seen his girlfriend?!
by buti4life December 30, 2011
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queens consort

The ultimate veggie cake maker in ark survival evolved for alliance 99 problems and Hyperion
Queens Consort always pulls through even at 3am for our raids, she is a Cake Goddess
by Ark Troll December 19, 2018
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Andrew Constance

Andrew Constance is a fucking cunt who is extremely arrogant and doesn't give a crap about the public at all, he was very rude to a business owner in the City, when those business workers were impacted by the new Light Rail construction. He is the worst transport minister that NSW has ever seen.
Person 1: He was rude to me and told me I'm a collateral damage.
Person 2: He doesn't give a crap if people are badly let down and impacted by the Inner West Bus privatisation.
Person 3: He was one of the worst Transport Minister that we ever had.
Person 4: He ignores the public always.
Person 5: He lied about the new Sydney Light Rail.
Person 6: He's an Andrew Constance.
by fakespam123 April 30, 2020
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