Condom breaker

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

The condom breakers stole our wood

*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker

by Steeeeve2 February 05, 2024

non disclosure agreement condoms

Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.

Don't typically have sex. But when I do, i use non disclosure agreement condoms.

by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 28, 2023

Busted Condom Headass

A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time

Yo Tyler you look like some busted condom headass

by Soji77 June 19, 2021

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.

"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017

Condom brownie

Shit filled condom.

I was at a kink party and found a condom brownie on the kitchen sink.

by Pseudoephedrine09 October 30, 2019

Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle April 21, 2018

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019