drunk on cock

Inebriated from too much semen and/or penis sucking

After I got done with that bitch she was drunk on cock.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

cock and bull

A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.
This is a corruption of a "concocted and bully story". Bully is the Danish bullen, or exaggerated. Therefore, it stands to reason that a cock and bull story is a made up, exaggerated story.

I don't want to hear another cock and bull story about why you are late.

by Lorn A. W. August 14, 2004

Cockzipilis

This is a type of disorder people have with their cocks (or dick, nob, yogurt rifle, etc...)
These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...

Tony: That Saboo is such a slag!
Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.
Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head

by i heart 69 May 23, 2008

Cocksqueedle

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.

"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

cock drill

homosexual roosters engaging in anal on a daily basis

dang those chickens can't wait for their cock drill

by Alan Scheks August 9, 2017

Coca

The name of the plant that Cocaine is made from.

Chewing ont he leafs of the coca plant is ok, but for the best effects make it into cocaine and sniff it.

by Sammi September 30, 2004

cockdiver

1. A derogatory term for homosexuals.

2. A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.

3. A baseless insult.

Todd, you're a cockdiver!~

by feelin disturbed January 27, 2004