California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family

Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly

by BigCocobutterD May 01, 2019

Clits elbow

A clits elbow is an abnormally large clitoris that can be often hardened or dry to the touch sometimes resembling that of a mans erect penis.
Second definition is a tranny dick

Hell no clits elbow

by Kalisey June 25, 2023

Clit selfie

To take a selfie of ones clit.

I took a clit selfie.and posted it to my girlfriend.

by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021

Clit Shit

When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit

I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!

by BunchofTwats August 22, 2018

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 04, 2019

clit frit

A rectangular marking of semen down in the vaginal area of a woman, resembling the looks of a frit.

Oy mate, i was about to go wild on this chick, but then i realized she had a clit frit.

by DJ Meatgobbler March 06, 2017

Whiskey clit

When a clitoris is so numbed by alcohol that you can pound that shot all day. And there will no effect.

When a bitch gets Whiskey clit, it’s like taking a butter knife to a diamond.

by Karrrrlito January 22, 2019