clautavia

a grandma. has so much attitude you cant even imagine. everything that comes out of her mouth is sarcastic. loves to rip up her enemies.

look at that Clautavia! shes such a grandma.

by swaggy dawggy May 2, 2019

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Clawstrophobic

If someone calls you a pussy for drinking White Claws instead of beer they are “claustrophobic” (not to be confused with claustrophobic.)

Geez Chad stop being so clawstrophobic, let me enjoy my White Claws in peace.

by D_leps & Debnasty August 28, 2019

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Clamstamp

When a woman acts as if she is going to perform oral sex while her partner is horizontal, and she instead frog-jumps to place her vagina on the partner’s face.

“It was getting hot, but then Stephanie clamstamped me.”

by Neurorockstar September 3, 2019

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Clawstrophobic

Extremely averse to the spiked seltzer revolution. White Claw, Truly, Press, and others as the list goes on.

Gimme an IPA, I’m clawstrophobic and don’t drink that shit like bitches do.

by deiseljuveeee October 11, 2019

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If you know a guy with the name Claus Nicklass you are quite lucky. He is usually a funny guy and loves to party. He often has brown or light brown hair and he is ourtoverted. He listens to music a lot and like when he get to performs his music peace’s to different people. He is kind and sweet at first, when you have known that guy in a while he becomes super funny and crazy too.

#Girl one -OMG IS CLAUS GOING TO PLAY WITH KNIFES AND POUR KETCHUP ON HIMSELF?!!?
#Girl two- It is actually Claus So I think you’re right!
He is a really sweet guy.
Claus Nicklass means weird.

by Claus Nicklass October 19, 2019

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