Christastrophe

When your crypto mate takes a look at a bull market only to jinx it and make it spiral into the red

Have you checked your crypto there is a christastrophe

by Sabre-Nerfbat November 2, 2023

Christanic

Christanic is the belief in a female Jesus.

She's a believer in Christanic!

by JeffMASSACRE January 29, 2024

Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.

Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024

christauf

The finest most amazing person you will ever see, it’s hard to grab his attention but when you do he can be really sweet caring and loving. He won’t admit but you grow to love him and he loves you to

Christauf is the best looking boy I know !

by Annonousbalencer November 19, 2023

christalyz

A girl who is pretty but has a terrible attitude. She has a cute smile but a nasty vocabulary and curses every 4 seconds

Rando: “Hey christalyz ur hot!”
Christalyz : “oh please”

by 167345 November 20, 2023

Christed

to be christed means to take the drug which make you dead and then to take the anti drug that Christ gives you in order to come back from the dead. The PURPLE. Fantastic! Dr. David Ammon Hillman

Jesus christed the ones who fell dead with the antidote called Purple.

by Melenkurion Abatha July 18, 2024

Christabel Gomes

The most beautiful name any girl could have! A unique adaptation of combining Christa with a gang associated mafia last name Gomes, which originates from the depths of Mexico.

Happy birthday to all the Christabels!!

Is that the Christabel Gomes!!???

Woah look at that cutie Christabel Gomes

by MAYFUJ July 24, 2024