Electric chair

INTRO/CHORUS
Electric chair, electric chair
I’ll give it to you, a brand new shocking sensation

VERSE 1
First off let’s make it very clear
LGBT, and everyone queer
This song is not written for you, I’m not Mike Pence

Illumination, light up the room with a single chair
Then it goes boom, Miranda Cosgrove—sparks fly everywhere

PRE-CHORUS
If you have been streaming WAP, then you too will get the zap
That doesn’t rhyme, but I don’t give a shit I do not rap
And Danganronpa stans, you guys as well aren’t safe
Light up the chair, none of you ever know how to behave

You Minecraft YouTuber stans, the crazy shit you guys say
on my timeline, did you think that I’d let you get away?
Calling out every one of you one by one
Why don’t you have a seat in my

CHORUS
Electric chair, electric chair
I’ll give it to you, a brand new shocking sensation

VERSE 2
This one’s for all the K-Pop stans
I’ve had enough of your fancams
But if it’s me, then I agree—stream “Miku” now

Last but not least there’s vocatwt
And anything will make them bitter
But at the end of the day who cares, it’s singing robots

wow Tora_V4 very cool thanks for electric chair

by yourlocalbrit June 19, 2021

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

chair party

The act of celebrating a great moment while sitting down and playing a game or working. Dancing and giving high fives while remaining seated.

When I finally tamed the dragon with my GM Tamer, I threw a total chair party!

by ltlredvxn June 7, 2005

Chair-ee

A head-shot in the game Call Of Duty.

"Chair-ee for Jerry"

by Mourice69 October 17, 2009

chaircrusher

A crude, derisive term for an overweight individual.

The term is derived from the likelihood that they will crush the chair that they are occupying due to their excessive body weight.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are sexy, but unfortunately, their sister, Khloe, is a bit of a "chaircrusher."

by Anonymous76243789052333333 February 12, 2013

chaidan

Black dumb ass nigga witha a bitch ass sister

I am a black chaidan

by wefhyligwyuorwa May 22, 2018

the chair of nails

A 15th century relaxation seat, used to force people to adhere to the churches teachings, by forcing 1 1/4 inch brass tacks across the entire back half of the body. The nails are sterilized after each use...with a hose. Can nowadays be found on cruise ship decks, in luxury high rise apartments, discerning golf clubhouse lounges, and as seats in high end private jets owned by bankers/criminals. Has mainly become a luxury item, affordable only by well to do yuppies, due to its ability to relax and revitalize in just under a fortnight.

The chair of nails is useful in many ways. The chair of nails cured me of my tuberculosis, and gave me horrific reoccuring nightmares. I reccomend the junior model, which can be used on children ages 3-12, with included restraints, and gravity feed bloodbucket. Believe me your children will never forgive you if you fail to purchase one, and subsequently force them to use it.

by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011