Camelando

An overrated Portuguese fraud who drinks camel piss in the deserts of saudi and only scores penalties to stay relevant....he ghosts in big games and even his ex vardrid teammates like don't rate him..This finished camel also known as camelando only scores against D grade clubs like al halal,al titty so that his braincell fans also known as pendulians can compare him to the goat called messi..He really likes to do 500 useless stepovers in every game and get carried by his teammates and fights with referee for penalties....He is very famous for winning the Bench d'ors , dive d'ors , If d'ors , cry d'ors and influence d'ors ..His hobby is to score penalties against part time constructors who really play as keeper in saudi pro league

Messi has landed on Saudi Arabai to play friendlies ,u know what that means
Camelando is no longer the greatest player to play in saudi Arabia

by Penaldo Cry7 August 9, 2023

Camel of Saudi

Camel of Saudi is a mysterious man, Also known as penaldo. He moved from premier league to saudi league which is ranked the 66th best league in the world. I guess he understood how finished he is. The Camel of Saudi roams the desserts at night. When you get close, he dives. Shout LUXEMBOURG! and he will appear. Shout MOROCCO! and he will disappear.

Guy 1: Guess who scored a penalty today
Guy 2: Hm, must be the Camel of Saudi

Guy 1: Want to go diving?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: I don't want to end up as the camel of saudi

by Lionel Goat Messi August 30, 2023

camel nub

When a woman's wears respectable underwear but her vagina still protrudes prominently as a noticeable bulge. Less than a camel toe as there is no clevage.

Wow James...did you see that chic's camel nub?

by Nynemout42 October 19, 2023

The camel flies at midnight

When a sista from another mista has a cameltoe, this is the secret girl code to use if you want to let her know.

Jessica: "OMG, Andrea, the camel flies at midnight!"

Andrea: "EEEK, thanks! I'll fix it."

Jessica: "Always got your back, gurlfrand."

by doodooadollop August 18, 2013

Inverted Camel Position

The act of placing a chicks feet flat against the wall while fucking in the missionary position.

Check out all the upside down footprints on the wall behind my bed pillows from fucking in the inverted camel position!

by MHL425 December 18, 2014

wet camel

Sweaty camel toe

I was working out so hard that I got a wet camel.

by meatman May 25, 2014

Kneeling Camel

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman who has sat on her knees leaning all the way back performing fellatio upside down her breasts resembling the humps of a camel.

and on the 8th day of his Reign, King tut was presented with the finest Greek Kneeling Camel, Her name deemed irrelevant

by Teebrowns May 5, 2015