Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)

Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.

by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017

caleat dust

the dirt in the cracks of an old wooden floor.

the old building smells of caleat dust.

by messy bun October 20, 2017

Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.

Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.

by Destis5445 November 2, 2017

Canadian group chat

A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.

Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?

by Atlanta-Canadian group chatter May 6, 2018

canadian slurpee

Oral sex involving Canadian Maple syrup

Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee

by GILIGORM May 28, 2018

Canadian Walnut

When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.

"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"

by Gorfé McSchnoodle June 8, 2018

Canadia

A very inaccurate way of saying Canada.

I am going to Canadia.

by Aninvisiblestar June 11, 2018