clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to each leg and spread open like a clam shell

"dude check out that clam-shell on the chick over there."

"Ugh... Veronica, I can't where short skirts in this heat, I might get a clam-shell."

by ryanWILL January 4, 2012

Bearded Clam

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

by KLynne February 13, 2014

Jam out with your clam out

The female equivalent to "rock out with your cock out".

Rachel: Like OMG Carissa! Miley's new song is on the radio!

Carissa: Come on! Jam out with your clam out!

by Chasie poo September 14, 2013

face-hug from a clam

Performing oral sex on an unclean female. Originated in early 2005, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

"All he wanted was a nice kiss, but he ended up getting a face-hug from a clam."

by Logan E. September 8, 2006

voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.

chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

by PhantomToe October 29, 2007

The Columbian Clam Chowder

When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.

So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.

by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009

clam digging

The visual image of a woman's underwear or pants riding up into her vagina.

she's wearing clam digging pants

by tonywashere April 4, 2011