Little Buddy

Nickname given to an acquaintance that posts stupid status updates trying to impress other to become his friends, only to not realize that everyone knows that person has no real life.

Just short (haha) of being the creepy guy offering candy to little children.....

What a typical "Little Buddy": John's status update: "lets skype with wine tnite" (to his neighbor).

by Basketball24 January 26, 2011

Drinking buddy

A euphemism for a person with whom you have an intimate relationship, but cannot, due to fuckumstances call a best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend.

A: Those two are always together, is that his wife?

B: Nah, they're married to other people; that's his drinking buddy.

by Noshedint May 11, 2018

nutty buddy

When you sit down and one or both of your balls fall out your shorts.

When Clyde sat down on the cooler his nutty buddy popped out of his short, shorts.

by Dick Johnson JR May 31, 2015

Butt Buddies

Two guy best friends who do everything together and are attached by the hips

Kyle and Carl are such butt buddies, they can't drink with out the other.

by Linkn October 1, 2011

dusty buddy

a dirty ass nigga

look at po pissy dusty buddy

by the infamous chocolate October 14, 2003

old buddy

a person who you buy drugs from. ususally used when you dont want anyone else to know who you are talking about.

lets go call old buddy to hook us up

by B-Rad May 5, 2004

Buckle Buddy

A rodeo cowboys sexual conquest. A buckle buddy is most easily distinguished by the Prize buckle given to her by the rodeo cowboy after a night of hot sex. The buckle on the buckle buddy is a territorial marker that is meant to keep other rodeo cowboys from attempting to mate with the buckle buddy. Someone who steals a prize buckle from a cowboy only does is because they wish to be a sexual conquest of the rodeo cowboy. Any man who wears another mans prize buckle is a homosexual for the rest of his life. Any rodeo cowboy who is not a homosexual would never put this buckle back on. Rodeo cowboys do not loan or borrow out their prize buckles to anyone they aren't having sex with.

When cowboy A realized cowboy B had on his missing buckle, cowboy B said that cowboy A had loaned it to cowboy B. Cowboy A knew cowboy B was lying and stole the buckle. Cowboy A no longer wanted the buckle because he has no desire to have a male buckle buddy.

by tractorpusher May 13, 2014