Beer

Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.

Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!

by Skippy December 12, 2003

beer

Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

by Chris the dork July 18, 2008

BEER LUNGS

After a person has a few beers, their speaking volume rises with each new beer until they are yelling everything and you have to tell them to use their "Inside Voice"

After his 3rd beer, Henry's beer lungs were so loud we couldn't hear the band.

by the Wedding Planner June 4, 2010

The Beer Store

n: where people in Ontario, Canada go to buy beer. They sell everything from Canadian brewed beer to imported beer, even beer related merchandise!

The beer store is also controlled by the Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) and was founded in 1927. As of 2007, there were 450 Beer Stores in operation across Ontario.

see also: LCBO

hey man... wanna grab me some Budweiser from the beer store?

by ae123456 January 20, 2009

Sport Beer

Beer meant for drinking quickly and freely. Inherently refreshing and thirst quenching beer that never induces palate fatigue. Perfect for day-drinking in the hot sun...and continuing to drink until last call. With Sport Beer the intent is not necessarily to get drunk (although this is achievable with some effort), but to be able to keep drinking indefinitely and as rapidly as desired without ending up in the bushes.

Limited almost exclusively to the lighter American and Mexican macro-lagers.

Natural Light

Dude 1: "Dude, you just crushed that beer"
Dude 2: "Sport Beer me, Bro"

With a virtually limitless supply of Sport Beer at the party, Eric repeatedly demonstrated both American and Canadian style shotgunning techniques to the amazement of his friends.

by Dr. RL June 6, 2011

show beer

(V.) The act of using a bottle of beer to Raise in approval, to cheer , to Toast an event. This beer is not to be used to drink, Just to be shown.

#1. "Grab a show beer so we look like we party".

#2. "This ain't even my beer, But holding this show beer these bitches will think I'm down to drink".

#3.We outta beer. We can raise this piss warm Show beer that was left from last night.

by 454power June 28, 2014

Lawn Mower Beer

Any cheap beer.

Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.

Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!

by Allisaur January 3, 2008