beating Armenia

v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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The Russian hockey team spanked us yesterday, but no worries:; tonight we’ll be beating Armenia.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

breakingnyc

he's a jew on jewtube

Hey did you watch Breaking Bad? No, but this jew named breakingnyc on jewtube is seriously NOT funny.

by jewsarentfunny August 18, 2011

Breaking The Habit

To masturbate. Another way to say "masturbation"

I can't believe Andreace flashed Nathan! After that display, he'll probably be breaking the habit all night long.

by ScoobySnacks January 22, 2005

beating guts

two fat people,during sex while in missionary position

while watching porn i notice two fat people beating guts

by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

Gender Beating

The act of mocking someone for their different anatomical parts.

Steve was gender beating Lauren about her menstrual cycles.

by R-2.0 December 17, 2008

beating the rap

when a guy masturbates

Man she was so hot, i had to go to the bathroom just to beat the rap.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

Cake Baking

When you surprise your significant other with sex while they're baking a cake.

Or a reference to having sex later.
(Occasionally with the intention of pregnancy)

Later today we should go cake baking~

by sociallyawkwardmilk June 1, 2018