by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015
A slob who does nothing except wake up at noon and watch Netflix all day long in pajamas every single day.
by Fancyzebra February 01, 2018
Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021
A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Screwdriver bandit ,
the infamous screwdriver bandit also known as lendi is a clapped albo yute thats known for being a pussio and getting bagged with a screwdriver, hes also known for chatting to underaged gyal
the infamous screwdriver bandit also known as lendi is a clapped albo yute thats known for being a pussio and getting bagged with a screwdriver, hes also known for chatting to underaged gyal
by Pidhi Bukur July 11, 2022
A male or female that likes to unexpectedly grope another males penis, or in some cases, give unexpected surprise "on the spot" oral.
Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"
by Tellish September 24, 2016
by Johnrastic park March 31, 2018