When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal
by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019
Get the Blind Whalemug. When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018
Get the Italian Blind Russianmug. When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant
Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.
That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!
That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!
by MrFlynn January 2, 2018
Get the Boob Blindmug. (Used of drivers) driving on either side of the road, thus violating traffic rules and posing a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.
by uttam maharjan September 13, 2010
Get the side-blindmug. When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.
Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023
Get the Child blindmug. The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes
Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders
by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024
Get the fecal blindedmug. Blind Talent is when a person is really good a something without knowing, and sometimes will even think they're bad at it
P1 "Dang! Good job!"
P2 "Eh, not that good honestly. Could be better"
P1 "Then that's some blind talent there. Good job!"
P2 "Eh, not that good honestly. Could be better"
P1 "Then that's some blind talent there. Good job!"
by Jeff52_whoareyou? September 16, 2023
Get the Blind Talentmug.