Get Blasted

smoke laced weed. Back in the day all the young homies on the block smoked weed laced with pcp.

I'm bout to go get blasted on that shit Pedro has. We bou to get stupid dumb.

by NDNpimptress January 14, 2007

Titty Blister

When one has been sucking on a teat of a loved one or a lover and the teat has become so swollen it forms what appears to be a burn or a blister. This may cause discomfort to the receiver and pain to the giver after such burns have been inflicted upon the teat of the receiver.

Bezza: Ahhh babe, stop sucking on my tits ey!

Dan: I can't help it.

Bezza: Fuck babe...you've given me a titty blister!

by The be all & end all-mace&mesh December 22, 2012

turkey baster

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).

Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

Baster

A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.

Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!

by AM DAN March 26, 2008

Bluster Shot

When a number of children are eager to get jabbed so that they could boast to their peers that they were vaccinated and that they would innocently be protected from all coronaviruses and their variants, with near-zero worry of any short- and long-term side effects considering their age and still-developing immune system.

Politicians and pharmaceutical companies are counting on bluster shots to further open up the economy, and to boost their profit, respectively, with little regard for potential long-term negative effects on the health or growth of millions of children, who have quasi-zero say in their vaccination choice.

by MathPlus December 27, 2021

blasted

Redness or irritant of the eyes after doing drugs, usually weed.

hey your eyes are blasted buddy, you better find some clear eyes before your mom picks you up

by TFS October 10, 2005

turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.

"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."

by poly4 August 30, 2013