bastard

1) Fish excrement.
2) An insult.
3) Somebody born without a father.

1) "Dude, look at that floating bastard."
2) "Dude, that guy's a bastard."
3) "Dude, BO's mum's a whore and he's a bastard."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

bastard face

This god like icon only reside in the elitest of areas,and look down upon the rest of the dregs of life, especially "Brummies".Found shopping in 24 hr Tesco's. Wouldn't be seen dead in places like "Aldi" @ "Lidl",but take great pleasure from shopping on the internet market place E.Bay.
They are so much in love with them-selves that no mere low life could ever live up to their expectations.
Also fit into the catagories "Dipstick" "Dickhead" @ IT!!!!

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

12 sandwich eating bastard

fat really fat greedy some one who make fun of slimness

person 1. fuck sake give her a burger!!
person 2. shut up you fat 12 sandwich eating bastard

by chelex November 24, 2006

Bastardcunt

A person who goes out of his way to be an asshole at every opportunity.

Bryce, you fucking bastardcunt.

by Sennan April 27, 2003

stingy bastard

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs=Stingy Bastard

by britbong November 25, 2013

bloody bollocks bastard

Someone whos a Bloody Bollocks Bastard. Simple really.

Hey Bill Gates your a Bloody Bollocks Bastard for lieing about Windows XP

by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line

by sex machine May 20, 2003