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crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something
Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!
by miffy October 17, 2019
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Silence battle

A battle of silence, if one forgets, they lose
P1 : Let's do a silence battle
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
*4 minutes later*
P1 : You forgot, i win
by wwwll January 2, 2020
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Free battle

Sort of an income of people that beg over twitter and have no real life.

the producer of free battles are wealthy people.
"Yo bro, give me a free, you won so much lol"

"loan? or a free battle?"
by kekbab January 15, 2020
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Meme Battle

A meme battle is a battle of people sending memes until one runs out of memes
Jhon: ok I ran out of memes
Alex: HAHA I HAVE ONE THIS MEME BATTLE THUS MAKING ME THE MEME LORD YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!
by Uduc99 February 8, 2020
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clout battle

A fake fight to hype your online fame
"ugh, no they don't actually hate each other they're just having a clout battle "
by Bmgcjdxd September 2, 2020
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Fortnite battle royale

The game Ninja (aka Tyler Belvins) is known for.
also well it's really fun and I'm talking to all of those Fortnite haters out there!
Hey (person name) I watched Ninja stream some new Fortnite videos on youtube he got like 30 elims.
if you don't know what Fortnite battle royale is it is a popular 3rd person shooter game where people try to eliminate other players by killing them
by ItsMeWhirl October 29, 2020
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Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
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