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Barnes and Unstable

From the 2015 movie Pixels. Something Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) said as a joke to Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) in response to a picture book made by Ludlow which he showed to Sam.
You should sell it at Barnes and Unstable.
by Mikkebak October 1, 2022
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Barnoy

Barnoy is a word/term used to call or describe someone "goofy", "cringe", "ugly", "annoying" and many other more offensive words. Barnoy can also be used to call someone funny but only if you say "#BarnoyMomints". In other languages like Tipalanenish, Barnoy is used to call the people in Tipalaneny Land. Barnoy is a Filipino word as it was created by a Filipino, but people from other countries can freely use it! Someone named "Timpalot" created this word for people to use and she hopes that it is useful. She said that she was just creating random names for her dog named Bruno and thought of this word, Barnoy. (You may think this is nonsense, but I am talking seriously right now.)
She is such a barnoy! She acts like a pick me and it's annoying me so much.

HAHAHAHA SO INSPIRING!!! #BarnoyMomints

The barnoys in Tipalaneny Land looks so happy!
by Timpalot Timpletus December 8, 2022
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Barnoy

Barnoy is a word/term used to call or describe someone "goofy", "cringe", "ugly", "annoying" and many other more offensive words. Barnoy can also be used to call someone funny but only if you say "#BarnoyMomints". In other languages like Tipalanenish, Barnoy is used to call the people in Tipalaneny Land. Barnoy is a Filipino word as it was created by a Filipino, but people from other countries can freely use it! Someone named "Timpalot" created this word for people to use and she hopes that it is useful. She said that she was just creating random names for her dog named Bruno and thought of this word, Barnoy. (You may think this is nonsense, but I am talking seriously right now.)
She is such a barnoy! She acts like a pick me and it's annoying me so much.

HAHAHAHA SO INSPIRING!!! #BarnoyMomints

The barnoys in Tipalaneny Land looks so happy!
by Timpalot Timpletus December 8, 2022
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Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).
Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!
by Old Runner November 18, 2023
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barnyard manlet

The barnyard manlet, also known as the cabbage patch manlet, is a microscopically minuscule misanthropic manlet who has been so completely and utterly driven to madness by the devastatingly deadly disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling curse of excruciatingly and eternally existing as a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10), that he now indulges in a countryside lifestyle by frolicking around like the tiny fairy that he is in barnyards while wearing flowery and frilly summer dresses and high heels. Quickly adapting to his new environment, akin to the stunted sub-aquatic murloc manlet, the bitterly boyish barnyard manlet is always eager to please his superlatively superior, supremely magnificent manmore farmer overlord by enthusiastically serving as a chew toy for the towering farmer's guard dogs, as a garden gnome (naturally), a doorstop, a leg rest, a spittoon and as a Stalinesquely stunted hobbit scarecrow after rightfully receiving a hanging wedgie from a laughing pig named Napoleon and then sobbingly dangling for hours on end suspended by his pink panties from a toothpick embedded in a field in the middle of nowhere. Manlet Animal Farm. In his spare time the barnyard manlet enjoys mud wrestling chickens (before having his way with them) and chugging down copious amounts of Hobbit Ale (made from fermented rabbit poop and petty-dwarf roots) mixed with horse semen (in the desperate hope of finally triggering a growth spurt), as is the dwarven tradition.
Barnyard manlet: Hey there sweet cheeks, do you wanna buy some of my Hobbit Ale? Samantha: Absolutely not! Now cease your tall tales manletspeak, choke on your enema juice, posture check yourself, pick up your high heels and then go cry in the nearest manlet pit, you grotesquely gnomish, petite and puny, ridiculous runt of an effeminate Ewok mama's boy midget monstrosity! Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 2, 2024
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Blarney Stone

The sudden emergence of a swollen clit following a slow stimulation by either a tongue or a cock. The swollen clit has the appearance of a Blarney Stone, which any sensible person would resort to contortions of their body in order to reach and kiss.
Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.
by Neach February 12, 2024
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Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.
That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!
by Westhebartender March 15, 2024
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