dick and ball skootch

verb: When you drag your dick and balls real slow across something.

Damnit Jack! Quit doing the dick and ball skootch all over Bud's face.

by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

cock balls

Meanlingless phrase normally said when you want to say a lot of swear words at once but the just all combine into one

ah.......... cock balls

by Schultz February 3, 2005

innie balls

A disturbing male who's testicular sack is not visible on the outside. The balls are sucked up into the chodus leaving a wrinkled blank space between his sorry looking shrivelled genitals.

"Evan drinks like a fucking lady" "Yeah dude, he was born with innie balls"

by RhOmEL February 5, 2007

Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

balungous

Excessively expansive rear end

I cannot wear skinny jeans because my balungous doesn't fit in them.

by Screwie booie February 7, 2010

bald nan

The common British offense used by younger males to offend others.

Go suck your bald nan.

by JapBash February 27, 2017