The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 12, 2019
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Texas clogger

A massive shit resulting in the clog of a toilet.
"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"

*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"

"Everything is bigger in Texas!"
by DJ ZachyD June 13, 2018
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Texas stunt

When you attempt to steal a girl from a guy
Jake is going to pull a texas stunt on Chris's girl
by KingBB June 11, 2013
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Texas Frosty

When a man blows his load into his partners belly button, and then he licks his own load out of the partners belly button!
WOW! The only way to get through these long nights at the hospital is to enjoy a Texas Frosty!
by Gas Station HotDog March 26, 2016
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texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow
he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow
by strikethepieta February 26, 2021
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Texas Orgasm

The act of shooting a firearm mid climax.
Bro: Yo just gave my girl a Texas orgasm last night.
Grandma: Boi nice!
by Athmeystic January 28, 2016
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Texas Sack

When you’re getting butt fucked in a Texas Longhorn Kitchen, and the larger male proceeds to place his sack on the grill used to cook the steaks. Then with his seared sack, he places it in the other males mouth for the effect of having a mouthful of steak with a tangy barbecue sauce.
Greg delivered a very formittable Texas Sack to Larry last weekend. Larry was begging for another taste.
by B.D.B. January 02, 2019
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