Alberto

It is a person who is able to reach the sky for two reasons, he is two meters tall and because he is a pilot.

Me on a shiny day on the top of a mountain:
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-

by Sternenohr June 17, 2020

Albert

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time

You're such an albert

by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020

Alberto

Alberto or MrFlimFlam or Flamingo or Albert is a YouTuber who plays Roblox and screams into his mic and has a foam friend named Felipe. He has also been known to mention depression and suffering.

Guy 1: Hey have you watched Alberto
Guy 2: No
Guy 1:W A T C H H I M
Guy 2: ok

by OpusLT November 5, 2020

albert

the one who laughs at his jokes

albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”

by cookthekidz November 9, 2020

Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.

Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.

by Holybob November 14, 2020

Alergiq_

A minecraft user that is toxic as all hell and that is too poor to buy a real copy of the game so he pirated it.

Person 1: Damn why this poor guy being so toxic
Person 2: Cause he's Alergiq_

by TotallyNotBogdanIlinca September 26, 2020

Albert

A man who likes Cherry Icees and studies theology

Man, that dude at Subway yesterday was such an Albert.

by James Bonnet October 9, 2020