Asian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours sake into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out. The sake must be 97 degrees Fahrenheit due to heat source or body heat.

-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Asian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009

asian cocktail

a (free) glass of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an "excessive" bill and, in turn, extra tip. This is more pronounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.

Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water

Customer: We'll have two ice waters please.
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...

by UnzipMyIQ March 5, 2011

Asian Carp

When a man has finished his deed in a woman, he waits for his penis to slowly go limp, and wets his penis with cold water until dripping. And then proceeds to slap the woman back and forth on the face.

Guy: She closed her eyes in exhaust and laid down on the bed, so I ran out and wet my dick and woke her up with the Asian Carp.

by xXxmanybagsofdicksxXx June 9, 2011

Aribah

Aribah is a Bangladeshi warlord that has committed multiple crimes in her country, her crimes range from illegal gun dealing, to stealing legos from the local walmart. She is also known to eat kids for supper and drink the elders blood for dessert.

Aribah is scary

by AribahTheWarLord October 27, 2020

asian steel

An Asian, usually a student, who, while scoring 90's in all of their tests, is a ultimate socialite, sports star, and so cool you forget that he's asian.

"Jimmy Wong just scored 98% in that math test!"
"Ye and I hear he made the the Varsity Basketball team!"
"OH yea and Stacy Sexxxy wants to suck him off!"
"Man, he's such Asian Steel."

by Mohammed McCloskey December 9, 2008

asian invasion

When there are a whole bunch of asian's walking around and you cannot seem to find any of your own kind

OMG look out, its an asian invasion. Duck and Cover!

by 123 do me? April 4, 2009

the corrupted tri-state of Asia

(n)
made up of China (the People's Republic of China), North Korea (the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea), and South Korea (the Republic of Korea) considered as cancer of Asia

East Turkistan, South Mongolia, Tibet and Taiwan are not parts of the corrupted tri-state of Asia.

by Shineya Chong October 28, 2005