anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.

Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Anally Attached

To follow some one around like a bad smell to such an extent that they are rarely seen away from the target. Generally a male following a female, pussy whipped by someone your not sleeping with.

Andy is around becky so much, its like he's anally attached.

by John12124 February 26, 2007

Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.

She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.

by Ass Master Mumford August 27, 2015

anal spitter

This is when someone cums in another persons ass and then they fart the cum out.

anal spitter- oops I farted

by Rbomb04 September 02, 2014

Anal hangover

The hangover resulting in lava diarrhea the day after consuming multiple buffalo wild wings blazin wings.

Dave "can't come into work."

Steve"Dave you better not have an anal hangover again!"

by nickwbithches January 30, 2014

anal fiend

Someone who is on the hunt for an anus 24/7

Wow, your mom is an anal fiend.

by Bush'sBakedBeans January 18, 2018

anal ramen

When you’re hitting it from the back while eating ramen.

Damn, last night we did anal ramen. I put the bowl of ramen on her back and was pounding that shit.

by analbeads November 21, 2019