A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.
My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.
by Fumbbbb November 2, 2019
Get the Alexmug. He is a gay kid that sits on people and tries to be funny by being nasty. HE is abusive and likes to tackle other people.He usally dances in front of people drunk and died by jumping off a cliff.
Alex is a big stupid idiot
by udeh April 9, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a boy with bigger tiddies than Namjoon but not wonho. He is addicted to Kpop. He is a nerd.
He has long dark brown hair and has dark brown, almost black eyes. He has tan skin and he is average height. He is an average looking human.
He has long dark brown hair and has dark brown, almost black eyes. He has tan skin and he is average height. He is an average looking human.
by CuteUnicorn17 June 5, 2019
Get the Alexmug. A nigga who will clap any man including relatives. Every step Alex takes his a cheeks clap and set off alarms Alex is also a huge goofball but he has a 3.6 inch cock on hard
Dude your such a alex
by ShiroX November 8, 2019
Get the Alexmug. by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex’s are usually huge skanks who will try to sleep with everyone around them regardless of whether or not they are already dating someone
by MarriedMystic July 12, 2019
Get the Alexmug.