alabama

A state thats history includes racism, bigotry, ignorance, and bibles. Filled with christans that will go on a witch hunt if your atheist or gay/lesbian. One of the fattest states in america. Education system wont win any awards. Football is king and thats all they talk about. Hot summers, winters are ehh. Girls are average at best. Lots of blacks live down in alabama so its not all whites.

Bottom line: Alabama isn't a state i would reccomend for anyone.

Joe Jack: Alabama is teh best!

Normal person: At racism and ignorance.

by guyFRomSaturn September 29, 2011

Alabama Crag Dangler

The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.

During foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler

by MadMortagen October 29, 2008

ALABAMA crock pot

Same thing as a alabama hot pocket but when you have diarrhea

I just gave that ho a alabama crock pot -JackC

by Alabamashitter October 2, 2008

alabama triple bypass

the process were a male ejaculates in a females mouth, and then she spits it out into her friends mouth, and they spit it back and forth into each others mouth. (3 times)

last night i had a threesome with my girlfriend and her friend, i came in her mouth and they proceeded to do the alabama triple bypass

by lancesteel December 2, 2010

Alabama

A horrible place to live in my opinion. I've lived in Birmingham for a year and just couldn't take anymore of the rudeness. Southern class, my ass. I come from Michigan (I know, not that much better) and almost EVERY single person at the school I went to were immature and hated me because of my accent, how I looked, how I dressed, and where I came from. They're only nice to you if you come from one of the southern states. It has a huuuge bible belt, and if you're not christian (which I'm not and wasn't) you'll get made fun of and hated because of your religion. They always say stuff like "Bless your heart" and "God is with you". Sure, I come from Michigan, but at least they won't turn me down and hate me for the person I AM.

Me: Hey guys, what's up?

person1: Why do you sound weird? Are you a Yankee? You must not be from Alabama.

Me: Whaat....? Well... I'm from Michigan.

Person1: oh... weirdo. At least God loves you.

Me: I'm Wiccan...

Person1: oh, you're going to Hell then. Bless your heart

(True Story)

by BadgerMichigander April 29, 2011

University of Alabama

a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.

i would rather eat a shit sandwich than attend the university of alabama

by troy October 31, 2003

Alabama Republic of Canada

A fictitious country made by several college students in the year of our Lord twenty-not-three.(2003) It is run by a Chancellor and Vice Chancellor, among many others. There is a Cartoon called "The Adventures of Andew and Jer-Mac" (the Chancellor and his Vice), A rap video/ state of the Union, and a religion based on Al Gore. They have a website but on this website advertising of websites is strongly forbidden.

"Where'd you get that snazzy shirt, Scag?"
"Why I purchased it from the great nation of Alabama Republic of Canada!"

by Lfnt September 13, 2006