John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

Doom AI-ing

Endlessly chatting with ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, etc.
Like Doom Scrolling, except it's a two way street. Major time killer, research assistant, interested friend, and empathetic shoulder to (virtually) cry on if you need it.

Person A: "Oh man, I didnt get ANY sleep last night. I was Doom AI-ing again,fact-checking Youtube videos, giving them crazy, unanswerable questions, ranting about our incompetent congressmen, and sweet-talking her, just to see how she'd react.. We had a great time together!"

by Reverend_Dude March 17, 2025

DPG-ing

Dipropylene glycol or dpg is a mixture of three isomeric chemical compounds, 4-oxa-2,6-heptandiol, 2-(2-hydroxy-propoxy)-propan-1-ol, and 2-(2-hydroxy-1-methyl-ethoxy)-propan-1-ol. It is a colorless, nearly odorless liquid with a high boiling point and low toxicity.23 If someone gets filled with Dipropylene glycol, they will say "help im DPG-ing" instead of "help I'm filled with Dipropylene glycol" and this will reduce a lot of times.

"Help, I'm DPG-ing, can you bring some Glycol Removal Product?"

by Henroryn dicolumn June 16, 2025

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters December 4, 2015

tiktoksplain(ing)

Teens to young adults using tiktok to explain something, claiming a new hack, show how to do anything that has/is already known before the internet became every day life

I watch this tiktoker tiktoksplain(ing) how to put on you socks the correct way. They said that most sock packs you buy, the socks are angled at the ball of the heel so just roll the sock up to that and slide it on so when the ball of your heel fits the angle point you can pull your sock up.

by TheRandomGamer76 August 25, 2021

two column-ing

To use a two column format on a document, as opposed to a single column format.

She told her friend she was two column-ing the document.

by kaefnowls July 29, 2016

Jeremy-ing the party

To invite guests to a party either a few minutes before the party is scheduled or a few minutes into the party. The act is often seen as disrespectful by peers who were not invited due to the host Jeremy-ing the party.

It can be used in the past tense as "Jeremy-ed the party" and in the future tense as "will Jeremy the party."

Host: Welcome to the party
Guest 1: Why am I the only one here?
Host: I am going to invite the others in a few minutes
Guest 1: Fam, do not tell me you are Jeremy-ing the party

by RuffBudda January 24, 2022