Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

post-Google

after google was started

post-Google Earth era

by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012

Google Fix

The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.

"Aw shit, this site doesn't usually take this long to load. Guess I'll try a Google Fix."

by MagusB February 22, 2012

Google Mail

noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail

2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)

Hello there gentlemen. I have a Google Mail account. Jolly good.

by koolyman June 14, 2011

Google baiter

Person who has open comment blog, then changes blog to require signing into Google to comment.

I commented on that open blog, went back to comment and the website blog required me to get a Google account to comment. I don't like that Google baiter.

by doublesunrise June 22, 2011

Google Giggles

A phrase popularized on TikTok to denote content seen as cringe or childish. The phrase "Google Giggles" was made up by the community, but was originally used as a way to represent YouTube Shorts (owned by google) which is often seen as promoting cringe content intended for children.

"Wow that TikTok was so cringe."
"Right? Bro probably got banned from Google Giggles."

by heartwren April 20, 2023

Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019