macho taco

Male equivalent of camel toe or taco crotch resulting from wearing pants that are way too tight in the crotch.

Dude, stop wearing women's jeans. They give you a macho taco.

by Britt77 February 21, 2008

Guacamole Taco

when a person blows his or her nose into the female sexual organs

I gave her Guacamole Taco and she punched me in the face. She then went and cleaned all of the snot out of her vagina.

by Tater_Brown August 26, 2009

moon taco

When a girl moons you and she pulls her pants down a little too far and you not only see her butt, but you also see her cooch.

Stephanie tried to moon this guy when she was drunk but he ended up seeing her moon taco.

by rythsm January 09, 2010

Taco Chop

When a woman is "karate chopped" in the middle of the lips of the vagina.

"Bro, did you see what Tyler did after his fight with Katie?"
"Yeah man he used the old Taco Chop method on that girl, she's going to be sore for weeks!"

by Trav S November 18, 2007

Flop Taco

A Pussy with Large Labia.

Holy fuck Mike, you should have seen the that bitches flop taco!

by kalamir Erick December 01, 2005

Taco nigger

A Mexican, Vato.

One who is down for his homies.

Oh sheeet, eets Carlos. He’s a real down ass taco nigger.

by 4h35620345 March 20, 2018

Green Taco

a infected vagina

"Dude, did u eat out that 1 gurl"
"na"
"y not"
"two words, GREEN TACO"
"dude, thats fucked up"

by Irish Redneck July 02, 2009