gnome pilled

my mate sid

“i’m so gnome pilled and based” - my mate sid

by opiumreal April 12, 2023

Cosby pill

Any type of pill given to a person with the intentions of rendering the person unconscious.

I cannot sleep tonight, I think I will take a Cosby pill to knock me out!

by Oneleggedwonder July 10, 2018

push pills

Extra prescription drugs in which are originally legally obtained but are distributed to non-prescribed individuals for illegal use.

"Hey man, I think I'm gonna ask my friend for some push pills, he takes anxiety meds".

by MarthurSR June 10, 2017

The Gold Pill

Similar to the Red Pill, but with the major difference being that instead of accepting right-wing ideology, you accept libertarian/anarcho-capitalist ideology.

"So I've been reading a lot of Rothbard and Hoppe lately. I am becoming increasingly more anarcho-capitalist. I took The Gold Pill."

by Cynical Corgi December 13, 2024

Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 12, 2022

Marker-Pilled

Could be anything, or nothing

“That smushed frog is Marker-Pilled”

by Googlesnorg November 14, 2023

Red pill guys

Hey, look at that. They're wrong.

Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2024